Nice Grouping

Ok, this one is to help us gear up for elections next month. Cuz you know nothing gets forwarded like a funny forward with a political slant!


> Subject: Fw: Question worth answering
> Date: Mon, 27 Jan 2003 11:47:45 -0800
>
> Question worth answering
>
>
> Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
> small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes
> around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities. In
> your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds
> before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
>
> Liberal Answer:
>
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
> look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring
> him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the
> kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
> his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Is it possible he'd
> be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me or would
> he just be content to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on,
> could my family get away while he was stabbing me? This is all so
> confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to
> come to a conclusion.
>
> Conservative Answer:
>
> BANG!
>
> Texan's Answer:
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of
> clip being ejected and fresh clip installed)
>
> Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids
> think?"
>
> Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..."
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
>
> Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy!