Wednesday, March 25, 2009

FW: * Table "FOR SALE"

This is hilarious! Be sure
to read all the way to the bottom!

How can you tell this table is being sold by a
don't cheat either!!

It's not hard to tell!!

This table was for sale on eBay.

How can you tell
it is being sold by a man?
Can you solve this little riddle?
look and guess.
You will find the answer below, but don't cheat!

Know the answer? If not, scroll down now.....

OK, Look in the mirror.
Remember, if you are posting a
picture on the world-wide web, WEAR CLOTHES when taking the


Monday, March 23, 2009

Funny story

This was funny.

> A cabbie picks up a Nun.
> She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
> cab driver won't stop staring at her.
> She asks him why he is staring.
> He replies:
> "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you."
> She answers,
> "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am
> and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and
> hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
> say or ask that I would find offensive."
> "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
> She responds,
> "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single
> and #2, you must be Catholic."
> The cab driver is very excited and says,
> "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"
> "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
> The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker
> blush.
> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
> "My dear child," says the nun, "why are you crying?"
> "Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess,
> I'm married and I'm Jewish."
> The nun says, "That's OK.
> My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Those of us over 30 shouldn't even be alive

> The truth in this borders on profound...
> According to today's democratic regulators, lawyers,
> politicians and other bureaucrats, those of us who
> were kids in the 40's, 50's, 60's, or even maybe the
> early 70's probably shouldn't have survived.
> Our baby cribs were covered with bright colored
> lead-based paint. We had no childproof lids on
> medicine bottles, doors or cabinets, and when we rode
> our bikes, we had no helmets. (Not to mention the
> risks we took hitchhiking.)
> As children, we would ride in cars with no seat belts
> or air bags. Riding in the back of a pickup truck on
> a warm day was always a special treat. We drank water
> from the garden hose and not from a bottle. Horrors!
> We ate cupcakes, bread and butter, and drank soda pop
> with sugar in it, but we were never overweight
> because we were always outside playing.
> We shared one soft drink with four friends, from one
> bottle, and no one actually died from this. We would
> spend hours building our go-carts out of scraps and
> then rode down the hill, only to find out we forgot
> the brakes. After running into the bushes a few
> times, we learned to solve the problem.
> We would leave home in the morning and play all day,
> as long as we were back when the street lights came
> on. No one was able to reach us all day. No cell
> phones. Unthinkable!
> We did not have Playstations, Nintendo 64, X-Boxes, no
> video games at all, no 99 channels on cable, video
> tape movies, surround sound, personal cell phones,
> personal computers, or Internet chat rooms. We had
> friends. We went outside and found them. We played
> dodge ball, and sometimes, the ball would really hurt.
> We fell out of trees, got cut and broke bones and
> teeth, and there were no lawsuits from these
> accidents. They were accidents. No one was to blame
> but us. Remember accidents?
> We had fights and punched each other and got black and
> blue and learned to get over it
> We made up games with sticks and tennis balls and ate
> worms, and although we were told it would happen, we
> did not put out very many eyes, nor did the worms live
> inside us forever.
> We rode bikes or walked to a friend's home and knocked
> on the door, or rang the bell or just walked in and
> talked to them. Little League had tryouts and not
> everyone made the team. Those who didn't had to learn
> to deal with disappointment.
> Some students weren't as smart as others, so they
> failed a grade and were held back to repeat the same
> grade. Horrors! Tests were not adjusted for any
> reason. Our actions were our own. Consequences were
> expected.
> The idea of a parent bailing us out if we broke a law
> was unheard of. They actually sided with the law.
> Imagine that! This generation has produced some of
> the best risk-takers and problem solvers and
> inventors, ever.
> The past 50 years have been an explosion of innovation
> and new ideas. We had freedom, failure, success and
> responsibility, and we learned how to deal with it
> all. And you're one of them!
> Congratulations.
> Please pass this on to others who have had the luck to
> grow up as kids, before lawyers and government
> regulated our lives, for our own good.
> Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors,
> doesn't it ?

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Someone Has Better Things To Do....

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of the courses had a professor who was an avowed atheist and a member of the ACLU. One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes." The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked, "What the heck is the matter with you? Why did you do that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me."


Sunday, March 15, 2009

Best Positions In Bed


And you thought it was going to be dirty
Get your mind out of the GUTTER.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Why We Love Kids

> > >
> > >
> > > Why We Love Kids
> > >
> > >
> > > NUDITY
> > >
> > >
> > > I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening
> > > woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark
> > > naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout
> > the
> > > back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd
> > > dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it
> > the
> > > garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my
> > bathroom
> > >
> > >
> > > and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a
> > > little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, 'cause it fell
> > the
> > > toilet a few days ago.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note
> > > his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are
> > > necessarily those of his parents."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup to come out of the jar.
> > During
> > > her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to
> > > the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said to her mother.
> > >
> > >
> > > she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now.
> > > hitting the bottle."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
> > > room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies
> > grabbing
> > > towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and
> > > asked, "What's the matter haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > POLICE # 1
> > >
> > >
> > > While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I
> > > interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at
> > > uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued
> > writing
> > >
> > >
> > > the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the
> > > Is that right?" " Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she
> > as
> > > she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > POLICE # 2
> > >
> > >
> > > It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the
> > > station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was
> > and
> > > I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back
> > he
> > > asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then
> > > towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
> > > shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon
> > She
> > > was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age,
> > particularly
> > > the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a
> > of
> > > false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable
> > > barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth
> > will
> > > never believe this!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > DRESS-UP
> > >
> > >
> > > A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she
> > her
> > > dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that
> > > "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache
> > > next morning."
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > SCHOOL
> > >
> > >
> > > A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just
> > wasting
> > > my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and
> > > won't let me talk!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > BIBLE
> > >
> > >
> > > A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he
> > fingered
> > > through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He
> > picked
> > >
> > >
> > > up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had
> > > pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found", the boy
> > > out." What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young
> > >
> > >
> > > voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear!"
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> >

Friday, March 13, 2009

Tech Support

I thought you might enjoy this. I deal with things like these all the time.

Don't feel stupid about using your computer - read on. This is an
excerpt from a Wall Street Journal article:

1. Compaq is considering changing the command "Press Any Key" to
"Press Return Key" because of the
flood of calls asking where the "Any Key" is.

2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was
hard to control with the dust cover on.
The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.

3. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective
diskettes. A few days later a letter
arrived from the customer along with photocopies of the floppies.

4. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn't get his computer to
fax anything. After 40 minutes of
troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a
piece of paper by holding it in front of
the monitor screen and hitting the "send" key.

5. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged
because his computer had told him he
was "bad and an invalid." The tech explained that the computer's "bad
command" and "invalid" responses
shouldn't be taken personally.

6. A confused caller to IBM was having troubles printing documents. He
told the technician that the computer
had said "couldn't find printer." The user had also tried turning the
computer screen to face the printer but that
his computer still couldn't "see" the printer.

7. An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn't get
her new Dell Computer to turn on.
After ensuring that the computer was plugged in, the technician asked
her what happened when she pushed
the power button. Her response, "I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal
and nothing happens." The "foot
turned out to be the mouse.

8. Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new
computer wouldn't work. She said
she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes
waiting for something to happen. When asked
what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked "What power

9. Another IBM customer had troubles installing software and rang for
support. "I put in the first disk, and
that was OK. It said to put in the second disk, and I had some problems
with the disk. When it said to put in
the third disk, I couldn't even fit it in...." The user hadn't realized
that "Insert Disk 2" meant to remove Disk 1

10. In a similar incident, a customer had followed the instructions for
installing software. The instructions said
to remove the disk from its cover and insert into the drive. The user
had physically removed the casing of the
disk and wondered why there were problems.

11. True story from a Novell NetWare Sysop: Caller: "Hello, is this Tech
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty
period. How do I go about getting
that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech: "Please excuse me. If I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am.
Did you receive this as part of a
promotional at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it
have any trademark on it?"
Caller: It came with my computer. I don't know anything about a
promotion. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point, the Tech Rep had to mute the caller because he couldn't
stand it. He was laughing too hard. The
caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup
holder and snapped it off the drive.

12. A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
The tech asked her if she was
running it under "Windows." The woman responded, "No, my desk is next
to the door. But that is a good
point. The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and
his printer is working fine."

13. Tech Support: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at
the same time. That brings up a task
list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up
the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don't have that."
Tech: "On your keyboard Bob".
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech: "P on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I'm not going to do that."

Now, don't you feel better about your skill level?

Wednesday, March 11, 2009


I ran across this is in my searches, and just thought you’d get a kick out of some of these… Some are kind of gross (ex: roadkill), but they promise that there is nothing obscene.


Monday, March 9, 2009

Invisible Woman

The Invisible Woman

By Nicole Johnson

It started to happen gradually. One day I was walking my

son Jake to school. I was holding his hand and we were

about to cross the street when the crossing guard said to

him, "Who is that with you, young fella?" "Nobody," he

shrugged. "Nobody?" The crossing guard and I laughed. My

son is only 5, but as we crossed the street I thought, "Oh

my goodness, nobody?"

I would walk into a room and no one would notice. I would

say something to my family - like "Turn the TV down,

please" - and nothing would happen. Nobody would get up, or

even make a move for the remote. I would stand there for a

minute, and then I would say again, a little louder, "Would

someone turn the TV down?" Nothing.

Just the other night my husband and I were out at a party.

We'd been there for about three hours and I was ready to

leave. I noticed he was talking to a friend from work. So

I walked over, and when there was a break in the

conversation, I whispered, "I'm ready to go when you are."

He just kept right on talking.

That's when I started to put all the pieces together. I

don't think he can see me. I don't think anyone can see me.

I'm invisible.

It all began to make sense, the blank stares, the lack of

response, the way one of the kids will walk into the room

while I'm on the phone and ask to be taken to the store.

Inside I'm thinking, "Can't you see I'm on the phone?"

Obviously not! No one can see if I'm on the phone, or

cooking, or sweeping the floor, or even standing on my

head in the corner, because no one can see me at all.

I'm invisible.

Some days I am only a pair of hands, nothing more: Can you

fix this? Can you tie this? Can you open this? Some days

I'm not a pair of hands; I'm not even a human being. I'm a

clock to ask, "What time is it?" I'm a satellite guide to

answer, "What number is the Disney Channel?" I'm a car to

order, "Right around 5:30, please."

I was certain that these were the hands that once held

books and the eyes that studied history and the mind that

graduated summa cum laude -but now they had disappeared

into the peanut butter, never to be seen again.

She's going, she's going, she's gone!

One night, a group of us were having dinner, celebrating

the return of a friend from England. Janice had just gotten

back from a fabulous trip, and she was going on and on

about the hotel she stayed in. I was sitting there,

looking around at the others all put together so well. It

was hard not to compare and feel sorry for myself as I

looked down at my out-of-style dress; it was the only

thing I could find that was clean. My unwashed hair was

pulled up in a banana clip and I was afraid I could

actually smell peanut butter in it. I was feeling pretty

pathetic, when Janice turned to me with a beautifully

wrapped package, and said, "I brought you this."

It was a book on the great cathedrals of Europe. I wasn't

exactly sure why she'd given it to me until I read her

inscription: "To Charlotte, with admiration for the

greatness of what you are building when no one sees."

In the days ahead I would read - no, devour - the book. And

I would discover what would become for me, four

life-changing truths, after which I could pattern my work:

* No one can say who built the great cathedrals - we

have no record of their names.

* These builders gave their whole lives for a work they

would never see finished.

* They made great sacrifices and expected no credit.

* The passion of their building was fueled by their

faith that the eyes of God saw everything.

A legendary story in the book told of a rich man who came

to visit the cathedral while it was being built, and he

saw a workman carving a tiny bird on the inside of a beam.

He was puzzled and asked the man, "Why are you spending so

much time carving that bird into a beam that will be

covered by the roof? No one will ever see it."

And the workman replied, "Because God sees."

I closed the book, feeling the missing piece fall into

place. It was almost as if I heard God whispering to me, "I

see you, Charlotte. I see the sacrifices you make every

day, even when no one around you does. No act of kindness

you've done, no sequin you've sewn on, no cupcake you've

baked, is too small for me to notice and smile over. You

are building a great cathedral, but you can't see right

now what it will become."

At times, my invisibility feels like an affliction. But it

is not a disease that is erasing my life. It is the cure

for the disease of my own self-centeredness. It is the

antidote to my strong, stubborn pride.

I keep the right perspective when I see myself as a great

builder. As one of the people who show up at a job that

they will never see finished, to work on something that

their name will never be on. The writer of the book went

so far as to say that no cathedrals could ever be built in

our lifetime because there are so few people willing to

sacrifice to that degree.

When I really think about it, I don't want my son to tell

the friend he's bringing home from college for

Thanksgiving, "My mom gets up at 4 in the morning and bakes

homemade pies, and then she hand bastes a turkey for three

hours and presses all the linens for the table." That

would mean I'd built a shrine or a monument to myself. I

just want him to want to come home. And then, if there is

anything more to say to his friend, to add, "You're gonna

love it there."

As mothers, we are building great cathedrals. We cannot be

seen if we're doing it right. And one day, it is very

possible that the world will marvel, not only at what we

have built, but at the beauty that has been added to the

world by the sacrifices of invisible women.

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Midwest Tourism

> >
> >
> > Because of misunderstandings that frequently develop when Easterners and
> > Californians cross states such as Illinois, Ohio, Indiana, Wisconsin,
> > Nebraska, Kansas, Oklahoma, Iowa, Missouri, Minnesota, Michigan, North
> > Dakota, and South Dakota; those states' Tourism Councils have adopted a
> set
> > of information guidelines.
> >
> > In an effort to help outsiders understand the Midwest. The following list
> > will be handed to each driver entering the state:
> >
> > 1. That farm boy standing next to the feed bin did more work before
> > breakfast than you do all week at the gym.
> >
> >
> > 2. It's called a 'gravel road.' No matter how slow you drive, you're
> > going to get dust on your Navigator. I have a four wheel drive because I
> > need it. Drive it or get it out of the way.
> >
> >
> > 3. We all started hunting and fishing when we were seven years old.
> > Yeah, we saw Bambi. We got over it.
> >
> >
> > 4. Any references to "corn fed" when talking about our women will get
> > you whipped... by our women.
> >
> > 5. Go ahead and bring your $600 Orvis Fly Rod. Don't cry to us if a
> > flathead catfish breaks it off at the handle. We have a name for those
> > little trout you fish for ..........bait.
> >
> > 6. Pull your pants up. You look like an idiot.
> >
> > 7. If that cell phone rings while a bunch of mallards are making their
> > final approach, we will shoot it. You might hope you don't have it up to
> > your ear at the time.
> >
> > 8. That's right. Whiskey is only two bucks. We can buy a fifth for what
> > you paid in the airport for one drink.
> >
> > 9. No, there's no "Vegetarian Special" on the menu. Order steak. Order
> > it rare. Or you can order the Chef's Salad and pick off the two pounds of
> > ham and turkey.
> >
> > 10. You bring Coke into my house, it better be brown, wet, and served
> > over ice.
> >
> > 11. So you have a sixty-thousand dollar car you drive on weekends. We're
> > real impressed. We have quarter of a million dollar combines that we use
> > two weeks a year.
> >
> > 12. Let's get this straight. We have one stoplight in town. We stop when
> > it's red. We may even stop when it's yellow.
> >
> >
> > 13. Our women hunt, fish, and drive trucks--because they want to. So,
> > you're a feminist. Isn't that cute.
> >
> > 14. Yeah, we eat catfish. Carp, too--and turtle. You really want sushi
> > and caviar? It's available at the bait shop.
> >
> > 15. They are pigs. That's what they smell like. Get over it. Don't like
> > it? Interstates 70, 80, & 90 go two ways--Interstates 29 & 35 go the
> other
> > two. Pick one and use it accordingly.
> >
> > 16. The "Opener" refers to the first day of deer season. It's a religious
> > holiday. You can get breakfast at the church.
> >
> > 17. So every person in every pickup waves. It's called being friendly.
> > Understand the concept?
> >
> > 18. Yeah, we have golf courses. Don't hit in the water hazard. It spooks
> > the fish.
> >
> > 19. That Highway Patrol Officer that just pulled you over for driving like
> > an idiot....his name is "Sir" matter how old he is.
> >
> > Now, enjoy your visit.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >

Friday, March 6, 2009

Interesting facts...

> Subject: Interesting facts...
> Date: Mon, 21 Apr 2003 11:14:56 -0700
> > Something to think about:
> >
> > After the 1993 World Trade Center bombing, which
> > killed six and injured 1,000; President Clinton
> > promised that those responsible would be hunted down
> > and punished.
> >
> > After the 1995 bombing in Saudi Arabia, which killed
> > five U.S. military personnel; Clinton promised that
> > those responsible would be hunted down and punished.
> >
> > After the 1996 Khobar Towers bombing in Saudi
> > Arabia, which killed 19 and injured 200 U.S.
> > military personnel; Clinton promised that those
> > responsible would be hunted down and punished.
> >
> > After the 1998 bombing of U.S. embassies in Africa,
> > which killed 224 and injured 5,000; Clinton
> > promised that those responsible would be hunted
> > down and punished.
> >
> > After the 2000 bombing of the USS Cole, which killed
> > 17 and injured 39 U.S. sailors; Clinton promised
> > that those responsible would be hunted down and
> > punished.
> >
> > Maybe if Clinton had kept his promise, an estimated
> > 3,000 people in New York and Washington, D.C. that
> > are now dead would be alive today.
> >
> > And, now that Bush is taking action to bring these
> > people to justice, we have opponents charging him
> > with being a war monger...
> >
> > This question was raised on a Philly radio call-in
> > show.
> >
> > Without casting stones, it is a legitimate question.
> >
> > There are two men, both extremely wealthy. One
> > develops relatively cheap software and gives
> > billions of dollars to charity. The other sponsors
> > terrorism. That being the case, why was it that the
> > Clinton Administration spent more money chasing down
> > Bill Gates over the past eight years than Osama bin
> > Laden?
> >
> >
> > It is a strange turn of events.
> > Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming
> > memoir.
> > Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to
> > be written.
> > This from two people who have spent the past 8
> > years being unable to recall anything about past
> > events while under oath!
> >
> > Sincerely,
> > Cmdr Hamilton McWhorter
> > USN(ret)
> >
> > P. S. Please forward this to as many people as you
> > can!
> > We don't want this woman to even THINK of running
> > for President.
> >
> >
> >

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Whats Wrong With This Picture???

See if you can discover what's wrong with this picture in the link below. I stared at it for almost 2 minutes before I figured it out. You have to get sort of close to the screen and check the whole thing over! It shocked me when I did finally see it. You will know it when you see it! It's amazing!

Monday, March 2, 2009

Post election gun ban alert

**** Alert *** Alert *** Alert ****

Dear Fellow NRA Member,

In the next few days, you'll receive your new NRA membership card.

The moment you receive it, I urge you to validate your new membership card as soon as possible. More than ever, we need you to stand with NRA and fight to save our Second Amendment freedoms.

Because Barack Obama's campaign promise
not to take away our guns is a lie.

He's not even in office, yet he's fired the opening salvos in a war against the future of the Second Amendment, our hunting and shooting traditions, and YOU.

Obama's FIRST attack on YOU: Appointing Illinois Congressman Rahm Emanuel to be White House Chief of Staff. In Congress, Emanuel earned an "F" rating from NRA, and while working in the Clinton Administration, he was known as the "point man on gun control." He is an avowed enemy of the Second Amendment and will wield enormous power in the battle for the future of our firearm freedoms.

Obama's SECOND attack on YOU: If Hillary Clinton is confirmed as Secretary of State, she'll rip the Second Amendment right out of the Bill of Rights. She'll be our nation's top diplomat with the power to determine whether the United Nations will pass, and Obama will sign, a global gun ban treaty that will surrender our Second Amendment rights and our national sovereignty.

Obama's THIRD attack on YOU: Nominating ex-Senator and former Majority Leader Tom Daschle-an avowed enemy of NRA-to be Secretary of Health and Human Services. NRA was responsible for defeating Daschle when he ran in South Dakota for re-election to the Senate. If Daschle is confirmed, he could hold the ultimate power to declare guns a "public health menace" and regulate away our essential liberties.

Obama's FOURTH attack on YOU: Nominating Eric Holder to be Attorney General. As former Assistant Attorney General, Holder was a key architect and vocal advocate for the Clinton era's sweeping gun ban agenda. He supported national handgun licensing, mandatory trigger locks, and ending gun shows as we know them.

Just recently, Holder opposed the District of Columbia's Heller decision that declared the Second Amendment an individual right. Holder also called for reviving the Clinton gun bans and, as Attorney General, would fight in court to prevent the landmark Heller decision from being made applicable to state and local governments.

Worst of all, if Holder is confirmed as the nation's top law-enforcement officer, he would control BATFE and wield enormous power to harass gun owners and sue America's arms makers out of existence.

Obama's FIFTH attack on YOU: In the job application for the Obama Administration, he made it clear that gun owners are second-class citizens and told 80 million gun owners not to even bother applying for a job. In the "White House Personnel Data Questionnaire" he asked:

"Do you or any members of your immediate family own a gun? If so, provide
complete ownership and registration information. Has the registration ever
lapsed? Please also describe how and by whom it is used and whether it has
been the cause of any personal injuries or property damage."

This chilling notice to gun owners-that they are not welcome to serve in his Administration-shows the deep hostility for Americans' Second Amendment Freedoms that Obama and his Administration have in their hearts.

On its face, that question endorses gun registration-a mandate in only five states in our nation-and buys into the anti-gun premise that firearms are inherently dangerous and gun owners are prone to misusing them.

That's an outrageous mindset, especially for the President-elect whose sworn duty will be to uphold the U.S. Constitution, including our right to keep and bear arms.

Obama CLEARLY wants to make gun registration the law of the land.

First for employees under his control...AND THEN FOR YOU.

Working with a Congress dominated by gun haters like Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, John Conyers, Henry Waxman, and Charles Schumer!!!

Rubbing salt in gun owner wounds is the Brady Campaign, which just issued a completely bogus poll claiming that two-thirds of the Americans-including 60% of all gun owners-favor gun registration, licensing of firearm owners, and other sweeping restrictions on our firearm freedoms!

Add it all up and you have the potential
for a Second Amendment disaster that's unlike
any other NRA members have ever battled.

That's why we need the strongest possible commitment from EVERY NRA member, starting today. That's why I'm hoping you'll validate your new NRA membership card the moment you receive it.

Because our greatest strength is you.

Only by working with you can NRA hold the line against these threats from every quarter. We are the one force that has the strength to keep Americans free and our rights intact for future generations. With you at our side, we will fight and we will prevail against all odds.

Thank you for your loyalty to NRA and the cause of Freedom.

Forward this E-Mail to Friends
and Urge Them to Join NRA Today!

Way To Spend, President Obama...

....I'm thinking that Republicans get a bad rap about spending while in office. Apparently party affiliation has NOTHING to do with spending at all......

Wednesday, February 25, 2009
$36 Billion a Day
Posted by: Dwayne Horner at 12:24 AM
GOP Chairman Michael Steele was on Hannity tonight and pointed out a great point, "Barack Obama has spent $36 BILLION dollars a day since taking office."

Just think what $36 Billion adds up to:

- 1.5 billion dollars an hour
- 25 million dollars a minute
- 416 thousand dollars a second

Or to put it this way, he has had nearly six million seconds in office .... so under the spending of Barack Obama, we could have purchased a $100,000 house for more than 12 MILLION people in America since January 20th. That's more than New York City and Los Angeles COMBINED.

Change we can believe in.

Sunday, March 1, 2009

Ammunition Accountability Legislation

"The people are responsible for the character of their Congress. If that body be ignorant, reckless, and corrupt, it is because the people tolerate ignorance, recklessness, and corruption. If it be intelligent, brave and pure, it is because the people demand these high qualities to represent them in a national legislature." James A. Garfield
Ammunition Accountability Legislation
Its already started....Ammunition Accountability Legislation. Remember how Obama said that he wasn't going to take your guns? Well, it seems that his minions and allies in the anti-gun world have no problem with taking your ammo! The bill that is being pushed in 18 states requires all ammunition to be encoded by the manufacturer, providing a data base of all Ammunition sales. So they will know how much you buy and what calibers. Nobody can sell any ammunition after June 30, 2009 unless the ammunition is coded.
Any privately held encoded ammunition must be destroyed by July 1, 2011. (Including hand loaded ammo.) They will also charge a .05 cent tax on every round so every box of ammo you buy will go up at least $2.50 or more!
If they can deprive you of ammo they do not need to take your guns! This legislation is currently pending in 18 states: Alabama , Arizona , California , Connecticut , Hawaii , Illinois , Indiana , Kentucky , Maryland , Mississippi , Missouri, New Jersey, New York , Pennsylvania , Rhode Island , South Carolina, Tennessee , and Washington .
Send to your friends in these states AND fight to dissolve this BILL!! To find out more about the anti-gun group that is sponsoring this legislation, and the specific legislation for each state, go to: