Saturday, October 2, 2010

Interesting Adaptation

The ANT
AND THE
GRASSHOPPER


This one is a little different ....

Two Different Versions ...

Two Different Morals

OL
D VERSION

The ant works
hard in the withering heat all summer long, building his house and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper
thinks the ant is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the ant is warm
and well fed.


The grasshopper has
no food or shelter, so he

dies out in the cold.




MORAL OF THE OLD STORY:




Be responsible for yourself!







MODERN
VERSION


The ant works hard
in the withering heat and the rain all summer long, building his house
and laying up supplies for the winter.

The grasshopper thinks the ant
is a fool and laughs and dances and plays the summer away.

Come winter, the shivering grasshopper
calls a press conference and demands to know why the ant should be
allowed to be warm and well fed while he is cold and starving.

CBS, NBC, PBS, CNN,

and ABC show up to
provide pictures of the shivering grasshopper
next to a video of the ant
in his comfortable home with a table filled with food.
America is stunned by the sharp contrast.


How can this be, that in a country of such wealth, this poor grasshopper
is allowed to suffer so?

Kermit the Frog
appears
on Oprah
with the grasshopper
and everybody cries when they sing, 'It's Not Easy Being Green...'

ACORN
stages
a demonstration in front of the ant's
house where the news stations film the group singing, We shall overcome.

Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright

has the group kneel down to pray for thegrasshopper's sake.

President Obama
condems the ant

and blames


President Bush, President Reagan, Christopher Columbus, and the
Pope

for the grasshopper's
plight.


Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid

exclaim in an interview with Larry
King
that the ant has
gotten rich off the back of the
grasshopper
,
and both call for an immediate tax hike on the antto make him pay his fair share.


Finally, the EEOC drafts
the Economic Equity &
Anti-Grasshopper Act

retroactive to the beginning of
the summer.

The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number

of green bugs and,

having
nothing left to pay his retroactive taxes, his home is confiscated by the Government GreenCzar
and given
to the grasshopper.

The story ends as we see the grasshopper
and his free-loading
friends finishing up the last bits of the ant's food while the government house he is in, which, as you recall, just happens to be the ant's old house,
crumbles around them because the grasshopper
doesn't maintain it.

The ant has
disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again.

The grasshopper
is found dead in a drug related incident, and the house, now abandoned, is taken
over
by a gang of spiders who terrorize the ramshackle, once prosperous and peaceful, neighborhood.

The entire Nation collapses
bringing the rest

of the free world with it.



MORAL OF THE STORY:



Be careful how you vote in 2010.
Register to Vote By Monday October 4 for the November election




I've sent this to you because I believe that you are an ant

not a
grasshopper!

Make sure that you pass
this on to other ants.

Don't bother sending
it on to any grasshoppers
because they wouldn't
understand it, anyway
October 4 is the last day to register for the November election! Do it NOW.

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