A Lawyer's Perception

So apparently the Forwards get circulated and circulated and circulated AGAIN judging from the time stamp on this one!--PEF


> >Date: Sun, 18 Oct 1998 18:40:59 PDT
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> > >> A lawyer opened the door of his BMW, when suddenly a car
> > >> came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely.
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> > >> When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was
> > >> complaining bitterly about the damage to his precious BMW.
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> > >> "Officer, look what they've done to my Beeeeemer!!!",
> > >> he whined.
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> > >> "You lawyers are so materialistic, you make me sick!!!"
> > >> retorted the officer. "You're so worried about your stupid
> > >> BMW, that you didn't even notice that your left arm was
> > >> ripped off!!!"
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> > >> "Oh my gaaaad...", replied the lawyer, finally noticing the
> > >> bloody left shoulder where his arm once was.
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> > >> "Where's my Rolex???!!!!"
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