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I love it when these < style="margin: 0px;">Subject: Fwd: Requirements to be a good Democrat
> 22 Requirements To Be A Good Democrat Today
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> 1. You have to be against capital punishment, but support
>abortion on demand.
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> 2. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and
>governments create prosperity.
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> 3. You have to believe that guns in the hands of law-abiding
>Americans are more of a threat than U.S. Nuclear weapons technology in
>the hands of Chinese and North Korean communists.
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> 4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal
>funding.
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> 5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less
>affected by cyclical documented changes in the earth's climate and more
>affected by soccer moms driving SUV's.
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> 6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but
>being homosexual is natural.
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> 7. You have to believe that the AIDS virus is spread by a
>lack of federal funding.
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> 8. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach
>fourth graders how to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids
>about sex.
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> 9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature,
>but loony activists who have never been outside of San Francisco do.
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> 10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important
>than actually doing something to earn it.
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> 11. You have to believe that Mel Gibson spent $25 million of
>his own money to make "The Passion of the Christ" for financial gain
>only.
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> 12. You have to believe the NRA is bad because it supports
>certain parts of the Constitution, while the ACLU is good because it
>supports certain parts of the Constitution.
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> 13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees
>are too high.
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> 14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria
>Steinem are more important to American history than Thomas Jefferson,
>Thomas Edison, and A.G. Bell.
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> 15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist,
>but racial quotas and set-asides are not.
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> 16. You have to believe that Hillary Clinton is normal and is
>a very nice person.
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> 17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't
>worked anywhere it's been tried is because the right people haven't been
>in charge.
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> 18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth
>belong in jail, but a liar and a sex offender belonged in the White
>House.
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> 19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying
>drag, transvestites, and bestiality should be constitutionally
>protected, and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.
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> 20. You have to believe that illegal Democrat Party funding
>by the Chinese Government is somehow in the best interest to the United
>States .
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> 21. You have to believe that this message is a part of a
>vast, right wing conspiracy.
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> 22. You have to believe that it's okay to give Federal
>workers the day off on Christmas Day but it's not okay to say "Merry
>Christmas."
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> Ready to vote???
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