Little Johnny

I think Little Johnny has been making the rounds for quite some time judging by the time stamp. ---PEF


> >Sent: Tuesday, August 17, 1999 5:05 PM
> >Subject: jokes
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> >> I got these from a friend of mine, they are kind of funny -- Missy
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> >> Little Johnny
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> >> > A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
> >> > She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're
> >> > stupid,stand up!"
> >> > After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said,
> >> > "Do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?"
> >> > "No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"
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> >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~

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> >> > Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold
> >> > cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he asked. "To make
> >myself
> >> > beautiful, "said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a
> >> >tissue.
> >> > "What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
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> >> > *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
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> >> > The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in
> >> > class.
> >> > She called on him and said, "Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?"
> >> > Little Johnny quickly replied, "NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon network!
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> >> >*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
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> >> > At Sunday School they were teaching how God created everything,
> >> > including human beings. Little Johnny a child in the kindergarten
> >class,
> >> >seemed
> >> > especially intent when they told him how Eve was created out of one of
> >> > Adam's ribs. Later in the week his mother noticed him lying down
> >> > as though he were ill, and said, "Johnny what is the matter?" Little
> >> > Johnny responded, "I have a pain in my side. I think I'm going have a
> >> > wife."
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> >> >~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
> >> > Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local
> >> > police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of
> >> > the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture
> >> > and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. "Yes," said the
> >> > policeman. "The detectives want very badly to capture him."
> >> > Little Johnny asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his
> >picture?"
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