Who Reads the Newspaper Anymore?

In celebration of the New Year I thought I'd share this gem from the past. Enjoy the walk down memory lane. ---PEF


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> >> Subject: Top Newspaper Headlines 1999
> >> > Date: Wed, 6 Oct 1999 13:13:28 -0500
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> >> > BEST NEWSPAPER HEADLINES OF 1998
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> >> > 1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
> >> > 2. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Experts
> >> > Say
> >> > 3. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
> >> > 4. Drunks Get Nine Months in Violin Case
> >> > 5. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
> >> > 6. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
> >> > 7. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
> >> > 8. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
> >> > 9. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
> >> > 10. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
> >> > 11. Clinton Wins Budget; More Lies Ahead
> >> > 12. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
> >> > 13. Miners Refuse to Work After Death
> >> > 14. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
> >> > 15. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
> >> > 16. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in
> >> > checkout
> >> > counter..
> >> > 17. War Dims Hope for Peace
> >> > 18. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last
> >> > a While
> >> > 19. Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
> >> > 20. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
> >> > 21. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test
> >> > Group
> >> > 22. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Space
> >> > 23. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
> >> > 24. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
> >> > 25. Typhoon Rips through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
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